Ryan Garner: Oilers Quarter-Season Report Card

fist!!! Boom. Yes. Twice in a week.....clearly I need to get outside more often. Oilhors...... no wait, Oilers4life14 suck it. Take a much deserved break Oilhorse.

I think Belov should be graded higher, unless his puck possession numbers are deceiving.

Garner trying to get a blog in before game time to snag more hits. Genius.

Petry has been our best Dman and J Schultz gets the B-?

I think Belov should be graded higher, unless his puck possession numbers are deceiving.
- Nucker101

Nope, he's been damn solid. I'd probably give him a C+ or maybe a B-, but frankly, I can't say I think any of our team besides Perron, Gordon, and Arcobello have earned grades above B.

Ryan Garner: Oilers Quarter-Season Report Card
- Ryan Garner

Forward rankings are fine, if a little charitable to the usual suspects.

Defensive rankings are all over the place imo.

Nope, he's been damn solid. I'd probably give him a C+ or maybe a B-, but frankly, I can't say I think any of our team besides Perron, Gordon, and Arcobello have earned grades above B.
- MaximumBone

The problem with these sorts of rankings is that they factor in "pleasant surprises" (Gazdic's mark, and to some extent Arcobello's) and "disappointments" (Gagner, Ference).

I'm not that interested in a mark that weights what the writer's expectations were.

2nd for Yaks ?

I love that the team is 4-14 and there's only three guys that get an 'F' grade....and one of them has only played seven games.

I disagree how can anyone on this team get a score higher than a "C". We are the last place team in the west. Our forwards can't score. Our D can't defend. Our goalies couldn't stop a beach ball not to mention a puck.

IF you are going to give out grades give them honestly.

I am now cheering for Calgary at least they have a NHL quality team. Hell there management is even better.

I love that the team is 4-14 and there's only three guys that get an 'F' grade....and one of them has only played seven games.
- MrBen

Are you from Dryden, by any chance?

I disagree how can anyone on this team get a score higher than a "C". We are the last place team in the west. Our forwards can't score. Our D can't defend. Our goalies couldn't stop a beach ball not to mention a puck.

IF you are going to give out grades give them honestly.

I am now cheering for Calgary at least they have a NHL quality team. Hell there management is even better.
- Jjp202

If you have switched from an Oilers fan to a Flames fan, then you weren't a true Oilers fan to begin with. Be gone you scallywag.

If you have switched from an Oilers fan to a Flames fan, then you weren't a true Oilers fan to begin with. Be gone you scallywag.
- ruttager17

agree if u were a true fan ud never pick the flamers

Everyone gets an F, because (frank)!

Everyone gets an F, because (frank)!
- laughs2907

Hey Laughs, how's the working stiff? Jk.

Hey Laughs, how's the working stiff? Jk.
- nated81

Hanging low and to the left

You meant my penis, right?

Hanging low and to the left

You meant my penis, right?
- laughs2907

I said working stiff, not the stiff working.

Devan Dubnyk – Z an F was too kind
- Ryan Garner

I had to adjust one of your grades, I wanted to adjust all of them but thought I should start there.

I said working stiff, not the stiff working.
- nated81

Oooooohhhh...

The women at our office talk about each other behind each others backs... The guys talk about zombies and hockey.

The foreigners who come in only understand basic language, so it's hard for me to explain business stuff to some of them. As long as I make it to January I'm happy... I don't add "months" on my resume, so as long as I make it to January, I can add 2013 - 2014 on there

How are you doing, sir?

Ryan Garner: Oilers Quarter-Season Report Card
- Ryan Garner

Bad

A 3rd rounder for Yaks. Final offer.

Oooooohhhh...

The women at our office talk about each other behind each others backs... The guys talk about zombies and hockey.

The foreigners who come in only understand basic language, so it's hard for me to explain business stuff to some of them. As long as I make it to January I'm happy... I don't add "months" on my resume, so as long as I make it to January, I can add 2013 - 2014 on there

How are you doing, sir?
- laughs2907

Doing alright. Just waiting for the Oil game to start, I don't know why I still want to watch but I do.

A 3rd rounder for Yaks. Final offer.
- blizzzard

Schneider + Larsson + 1 Billion Dollars for Yakupovvvvvvvvvvvv

Doing alright. Just waiting for the Oil game to start, I don't know why I still want to watch but I do.
- nated81

It's because the Sharks will be KlefBOMBED.